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Christopher Brunet's avatar

Safe to say Trump won’t be winning a Nobel Peace Prize this year after this rebrand

Matthew Harris's avatar

War time CEO vs Peace time CEO

Ron Stauffer's avatar

I support this. “Department of Defense” sounds Orwellian, like “Ministry of Truth.” Plus, it’s not even honest: call it what it actually is (and what it was called before).

Kind of reminds me of the Eddie Izzard comedy bit about Star Wars:

“That’s the Death Star? What does it do?”

“IT DOES DEATH.”

What does the Department of Defense do? IT DOES WAR. Let’s be clear about it.

David Fox's avatar

Sure - but how about backing it up with a Department of PEACE https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Department_of_Peace

Ed Y.'s avatar

Number 5 is key. This would have prevented the rot of incompetent fools that have infested our Department of Defense.